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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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