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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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