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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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