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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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