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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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