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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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