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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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