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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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