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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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