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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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