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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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