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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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