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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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