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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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