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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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