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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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