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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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