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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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