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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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