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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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