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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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