Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.