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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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