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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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