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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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