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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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