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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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