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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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