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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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