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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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