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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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