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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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