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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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