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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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