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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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