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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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