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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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