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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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