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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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