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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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