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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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