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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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