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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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