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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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