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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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