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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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