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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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