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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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