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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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