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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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