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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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