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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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