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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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