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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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