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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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