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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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