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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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