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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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