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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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