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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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