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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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