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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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